AbscondWithAPie:

Advertisers! We’ll be monitoring who gets to advertise on our site (and who doesn’t) so you’ll only get ads we think you’d like. We’ll try to filter out anything that doesn’t seem child-friendly, too, but it’s hard to tell with every comic without going through entire archives so don’t just take my word for it.

Altermentality:

Sorry this one is a little late in the day. Never try to produce a play, maintain a webcomic and try to decide if you want to spend the rest of your life being a lawyer at the same time.