Nov29
You are a pirate, and you are a pirate. EVERYBODY IS A PIRATE
on November 29, 2013 at 4:51 pmVictor:
Sorry this comic is a little late, Courtney is currently sick. Hope you guys had a great Thanksgiving!
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HAHAHA! Of the two eyes the door could have chosen he chose the black eyed one! I love you pirate door!
Oh… Skärva poofed that onto himself… Sorry if that wasn’t clear! Pirate Door gives no handouts!
If having an eyepatch is all it takes to be a pirate, I live a couple doors down from a pirate.
That and lots of great vengeance and furious anger. Maybe it is the whole shark thing, too…
I was actually thinking that would make a great gravatar, and it does.
If there’s one thing I adore about this comic, it’s the facial expressions!
The 5000 frowns of Skarva!
Alternate title for this webcomic.
(…I do wonder what we would have named it if not for The Fourth. I have no idea. And I can’t imagine it being called anything else; nothing is as perfect.)
by god you’re right, brb doing some cropping
And my grandma was a pirate… for a while…
What a reasonable gate guardian, no moving the goal posts, and he’ll accept “Close enough”
“Do what ye want fer a pirate be free! Ye be a pirate! …I guess.”
Sorry you’re sick, Courtney! But you’re not alone, I’m sick too!
I hope you’re feeling better by now! As of today, I am… mostly!
Having an accordion makes you a pirate? …is Victor a pirate?!
OH LOOK ORANGE FURY! I feel like it’s been a while since we’ve seen that.
I hope you feel better soon, Courtney. :c
Well, there’s no other reason to have an accordion, so I suppose he must be!
And don’t be sick, Courtney! That’s not good for your health!
Sometimes.
Yeah, it really has! I guess he’s gotten so used to being around pirates and Cyril that he’s had this steady undercurrent of “ugh” and it takes a lot to break through that into the orange-fury stage…
I LOVE THIS COMIC
HAHAHAHA this has to be one of the funniest strips to date, partially because of my own experiences with Doorguy.
Slightly off-topic, but the Orange Fury returns, this time in Splatterbrush flavour!
I hope you feel better soon, Courtney, and I hope you had an excellent Thanksgiving (or Normafest).
Bah, it really wasn’t, mainly because of the illness ruining everything including my appetite ;_; Thanks for the wishes, though. And whatever, it’s CHRISTMAS TIME
Or Lightfest, in Idenau. Have a bright Lightfest!
This is fantastic. I would have been unable to stop laughing if he put the eyepatch on the eye that WASN’T black, hehe x3
Wow, Derk would make an excellent pirate, if it wasn’t for his inherent goodness. I also didn’t think that your looks made you a pirate, I mean look at Cyril. Look at him and say, “awwww.”
Getting sick sucks, you should really not get sick so often. You are supposed to beat those germs up. With your fists. By punching. It works for me. Those germs are scared to come near me after I beat that last one to a pulp.
Yeah, that’s kind of the joke
I’ve always been amused by the fact that, especially in children’s media, pirates are more defined by being general seafaring adventurers with a certain kind of hat, peg legs, bandanas, eyepatches, parrots, etc. than actually attacking and stealing from people. (…Not to mention murdering, torturing, etc.) I wrote a whole paper on it! (…I’ve said this before but gosh dang, that was the best thing I ever wrote, academically. Not just because my bibliography had video games in it.)
Figure 1 concerning low standards for being a pirate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLMJpHihykI (“If you like to sail the sea, you are a pirate!”)
Man, I’m too much of a shrimp, have you seen me? Germs can and do beat me up!
Get well soon! Take it easy for a while, I’ve found taking a day off can stop a sickness I’d otherwise be muddling through for a week.
Yeah, I took… several days off. (Luckily, only one of them had to be from work… but unluckily, I had to miss a lot of fun stuff!) But I think I’m better now!
Does Idenau have a Black Friday equivalent? I bet Skarva would participate; he sends the minions to retail stores everywhere and has them load up a cart of stuff. They bring it to the register and wait for everything to be rung up. Once they see the total, they say they don’t want any of it and Davis pops out of the merchandise in the cart and goes: “Hah! Evil!”
But maybe that’s too evil for Skarva. Villains have standards too.
You, sir/madam, are my favorite. That just made my entire day. uvu
I was gonna make a smart remark about the…uh…lax security on this island. Then I remember the whole thing was submerged for gods only know how long. The talking skull head door is really just a formality. Maybe he just got lonely and he’s cutting them some slack because YAY! SOCIAL CONTACT!
Captain SkARRRRRva.
Even though that’s not how you pronounce his name.
Weird Al is a pirate.
I feel like Cyril would be the biggest Weird Al fanboy…
I’m sorry you’ve been feeling sick! GET WELL SOON
Ooh ooh can I be apirate too?????
Also, I would have said Skärva was a pirate just because of him being a shark…
Yar har, fiddle dee-dee…