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Comics<\/h2>
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Encyclopedia<\/h3>
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Consult the Illustrated Encyclopedia of Idenau to learn about the different species found in the kingdom and how the world works!<\/div>
Jul 04, 2012<\/span>Encyclopedia of Idenau: Lurkins<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 11, 2012<\/span>Encyclopedia of Idenau: Magic<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 18, 2012<\/span>Encyclopedia of Idenau: Flish<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 26, 2012<\/span>Encyclopedia of Idenau: Ghosts<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 01, 2012<\/span>Encyclopedia of Idenau: Zombies<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 08, 2012<\/span>Encyclopedia of Idenau: Demons<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Apr 29, 2013<\/span>Encyclopedia of Idenau: Salamandrians<\/a><\/span><\/div>
May 15, 2014<\/span>Encyclopedia of Idenau: Captain Silverskull<\/a><\/span><\/div><\/div>
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PART 1<\/h2>
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In which the accursed villain Tiberius Sk\u00e4rva the Fourth attempts to outsmart and overpower his arch-nemesis Blank, beloved of the gods, and take over the kingdom of Idenau.<\/div>

Chapter 1: Occupational Hazards<\/h3>
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A normal business day becomes anything but, as a series of mishaps lead Lord Sk\u00e4rva and his loyal henchman Derk to a very special little girl.<\/div>
Jun 03, 2011<\/span>Occupational Hazards<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jun 04, 2011<\/span>What's that? A cliche? WELCOME TO THE COMIC<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jun 06, 2011<\/span>Because nothing inspires my religious devotion like the Temple of Terror.<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jun 08, 2011<\/span>Fun fact: Broken pots are the largest source of waste in Idenau<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jun 10, 2011<\/span>The rest of the rooms either have crumbling floors or giant, spiked, rolling logs<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jun 13, 2011<\/span>The Lower Circles of Hell<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jun 15, 2011<\/span>Kids 6 and under get in free!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jun 17, 2011<\/span>Occasionally, the hero might lose a heart or two<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jun 20, 2011<\/span>The vault can only be opened by a secret combination, or the Boss Key<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jun 22, 2011<\/span>I don't know if you guys are getting this, but the temple is pretty bad<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jun 24, 2011<\/span>Wizard? More like HOBBIT HAHAHAHAHA<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jun 27, 2011<\/span>And we never saw the wizard again, the end<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jun 29, 2011<\/span>Plot twist: Derk actually has teeth<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 01, 2011<\/span>They're never called baddies anymore, why is that?<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 04, 2011<\/span>Defenseless hamlets have the worst luck<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 06, 2011<\/span>Snowballs say \"Plop\" all the time<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 08, 2011<\/span>But he had a welcome mat!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 11, 2011<\/span>The lushness was weird, but the eyeballs were perfectly normal.<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 13, 2011<\/span>As we all know, villagers regularly just stand around looking into the distance<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 15, 2011<\/span>Sammiches Sandwiches is a regional chain in Northern Idenau<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 18, 2011<\/span>A wild little girl appears!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 20, 2011<\/span>The snowman had to go, but he promised he'd be back again some day<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 22, 2011<\/span>Panel 9 - SCENE: Sk\u00e4rva begins eating again, but with intense sadness...<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 25, 2011<\/span>Earth-shattering truths are revealed<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 27, 2011<\/span>Derk is licking his fingers because it's a crime to let any of that sammichy goodness go to waste<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 29, 2011<\/span>Little Girl has joined the party<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 01, 2011<\/span>His way of thanking her for the arm is by using it to drop her in the snow.<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 03, 2011<\/span>And then they were chased by the mob.<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 05, 2011<\/span>SPOILER ALERT: The Sage's name is Lomurcio<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 08, 2011<\/span>Also the town's name was Iceburg<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 10, 2011<\/span>Derk wasn't paying attention, just imagining himself as a sage<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 12, 2011<\/span>You are now imagining Derk figure skating<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 15, 2011<\/span>Derk is reading the comics, obviously.<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 17, 2011<\/span>I guess they don't get any hot chocolate<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 19, 2011<\/span>THE MISSING PAGE<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 22, 2011<\/span>And then Sk\u00e4rva didn't care, the end.<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 24, 2011<\/span>Haha, a little girl is really sad! That's the joke.<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 26, 2011<\/span>The worst part is, Frostbite Fortress doesn't even give away *that* many Ides<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 29, 2011<\/span>In Panel 3 Sk\u00e4rva has his best \"being kind to little girls\" face on. It's not very convincing.<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 31, 2011<\/span>The boss room doesn't even have any convenient pots<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 02, 2011<\/span>Look at it this way: Free mug!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 05, 2011<\/span>Sk\u00e4rva just left the stove on. This has nothing to do with Blank.<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 07, 2011<\/span>THIS. IS. SK\u00c4RVAAAAAAAA<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 09, 2011<\/span>Blank's sword didn't transform, he just put the old one back in his inventory.<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 12, 2011<\/span>TAKE ON MEEEEEEEEEEEEE<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 14, 2011<\/span>What, no giant shark?<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 16, 2011<\/span>Awwwwwwwww!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 19, 2011<\/span>Sk\u00e4rva always keeps a spare cape around. ALWAYS.<\/a><\/span><\/div><\/div>
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Chapter 2: A Midsummer Night's Scheme<\/h3>
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Little Lorelei has grown used to failure at Castle Sk\u00e4rva, but could the villain's unconventional new plan turn things around? While the lord plans to prey on a hero's passion, his minions on a mission become entangled in plant politics deep in the heart of the forest.<\/div>
Sep 20, 2011<\/span>A Midsummer Night's Scheme<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 21, 2011<\/span>Happy comic funtimes!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 23, 2011<\/span>Good thing Derk was just about to wake her up and wasn't just watching her sleep<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 26, 2011<\/span>Look, he's alive! And you were worried...<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 28, 2011<\/span>FORESHADOWING<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 30, 2011<\/span>He's MC Derk and he's here to say, bacon<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Oct 03, 2011<\/span>Fish are minions, not food<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Oct 05, 2011<\/span>Ecta totally isn't a lame ghost name, nope<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Oct 07, 2011<\/span>Making dreams come true<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Oct 10, 2011<\/span>Sk\u00e4rva used SonicBoom! It's super effective?<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Oct 12, 2011<\/span>What else could happen? Door-to-door salesmen<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Oct 14, 2011<\/span>Back by popular demand<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Oct 17, 2011<\/span>Actually, Davis is selling magazine subscriptions<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Oct 19, 2011<\/span>Lorelei has absolutely no idea what's going on<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Oct 21, 2011<\/span>Necktie Derk is not amused<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Oct 24, 2011<\/span>Derk only wears his tie in the most business of times, so he takes it off between panel 4 and 5.<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Oct 26, 2011<\/span>Slice just hates confrontation<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Oct 31, 2011<\/span>He's only tried it eight times, actually, making this Love Potion Number 9<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Nov 02, 2011<\/span>What do you have to say to THAT, Floyd?!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Nov 04, 2011<\/span>His Sk\u00e4rvy senses were tingling...<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Nov 07, 2011<\/span>Looks like the cat isn't in the cradle after all<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Nov 09, 2011<\/span>Hours later, Lorelei emerges from under Davis's cloak<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Nov 11, 2011<\/span>Speaks for itself<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Nov 14, 2011<\/span>We almost called it Crown Town<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Nov 16, 2011<\/span>Love is in the air. Get it? Because they're flying fish<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Nov 18, 2011<\/span>No trees were harmed in the making of this comic<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Nov 21, 2011<\/span>Slice's last name is Finnegan, of course<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Nov 24, 2011<\/span>Chomp Chomp Chomp<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Nov 28, 2011<\/span>GHOSTS DON'T DIE<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Nov 30, 2011<\/span>Of course, there has to be a tavern<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Dec 02, 2011<\/span>Sk\u00e4rva is totally drinking apple juice, we promise<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Dec 05, 2011<\/span>Now Cyril has root beer...<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Dec 12, 2011<\/span>Don't ask how he did it.<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Dec 16, 2011<\/span>Best Vacation Ever!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Dec 19, 2011<\/span>Sorry Sk\u00e4rva, your princess is an another - wait no she's right here<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Dec 21, 2011<\/span>Where did he get such a tiny newspaper?<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Dec 23, 2011<\/span>See, we told you the snowman would come back!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Dec 26, 2011<\/span>Of course, Derk means \"grape juice\"<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Dec 28, 2011<\/span>And he was never heard from again, the end.<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Dec 30, 2011<\/span>A necessary item is difficult to obtain? WHAT A SURPRISE<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 02, 2012<\/span>And then Davis snapped<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 04, 2012<\/span>Davis is just happy that his feet touch the ground<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 06, 2012<\/span>We think Ecta just broke<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 09, 2012<\/span>Davis is so eloquent<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 13, 2012<\/span>He's a pecan<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 16, 2012<\/span>HANDSHAKE<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 18, 2012<\/span>She's a nice lady<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 20, 2012<\/span>Because it's midnight<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 23, 2012<\/span>Obligatory Stealth Segment<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 25, 2012<\/span>You can never eat baby carrots again<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 27, 2012<\/span>Slice can only hover<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 30, 2012<\/span>Ecta will just have to hang out for a while<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Feb 01, 2012<\/span>Nuts are just misunderstood<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Feb 03, 2012<\/span>Slice is an avid gardener<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Feb 06, 2012<\/span>Today is Cute Day apparently<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Feb 08, 2012<\/span>They can't just leave her there to die<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Feb 10, 2012<\/span>Lomurcio isn't trying to be creepy, we promise<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Feb 13, 2012<\/span>Who's that shark guy?<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Feb 17, 2012<\/span>A Little Birdie Told Her<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Feb 20, 2012<\/span>He has cooties, anyway<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Feb 22, 2012<\/span>Sure, Lomurcio, we'll pass on your message.<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Feb 24, 2012<\/span>Cleanest Dorm Room Ever<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Feb 27, 2012<\/span>Davis is indecent without his bowtie<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Feb 29, 2012<\/span>And to think, he was just dreaming of water temples<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Mar 05, 2012<\/span>Derk just feels guilty about his nap<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Mar 07, 2012<\/span>How did she get under the covers so fast?<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Mar 09, 2012<\/span>Oh, the humanity<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Mar 12, 2012<\/span>Because that's the only possible source of a lawsuit<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Mar 14, 2012<\/span>THE FLOOR IS LAVA<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Mar 16, 2012<\/span>Realism<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Mar 19, 2012<\/span>Scientifically, this is actually pretty impressive<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Mar 23, 2012<\/span>At least he values honesty<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Mar 26, 2012<\/span>Nothing could go wrong<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Mar 28, 2012<\/span>Yeah they are going in through a window I guess<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Mar 31, 2012<\/span>The Day Ecta Learned What Happiness Is<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Apr 04, 2012<\/span>Magical Floating Question Mark<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Apr 07, 2012<\/span>Says the guy who exploded in the second comic.<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Apr 09, 2012<\/span>BLANK STARE!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Apr 11, 2012<\/span>Vicious Flishes<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Apr 13, 2012<\/span>So close, Slice. So close.<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Apr 16, 2012<\/span>Magic Pockets<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Apr 18, 2012<\/span>Davis is blasting off again<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Apr 20, 2012<\/span>Someone ate his bacon this morning<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Apr 23, 2012<\/span>Don't judge a Derk by its cover<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Apr 25, 2012<\/span>Good thing Sk\u00e4rva was looking out that window<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Apr 27, 2012<\/span>Sk\u00e4rva gets hungry waiting for Blank all the time<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Apr 30, 2012<\/span>Sk\u00e4rva regrets buying those fridge magnets<\/a><\/span><\/div>
May 02, 2012<\/span>It's a Boy!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
May 04, 2012<\/span>Just Say No!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
May 07, 2012<\/span>Return of the Orange Fury<\/a><\/span><\/div>
May 09, 2012<\/span>Don't YOU talk to your stuffed animals?<\/a><\/span><\/div>
May 11, 2012<\/span>Did I say \"you all\"? I meant \"you three\"<\/a><\/span><\/div>
May 14, 2012<\/span>The Wonder Drug<\/a><\/span><\/div>
May 17, 2012<\/span>HAH, I'm still laughing about that bacon - oh... oh what is this<\/a><\/span><\/div>
May 21, 2012<\/span>Tough Love<\/a><\/span><\/div>
May 23, 2012<\/span>Unstable in more ways than one<\/a><\/span><\/div>
May 25, 2012<\/span>Don't worry, he's a doctor<\/a><\/span><\/div>
May 28, 2012<\/span>But really he is hurt<\/a><\/span><\/div>
May 30, 2012<\/span>Sunny side up?<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jun 01, 2012<\/span>END OF ARC<\/a><\/span><\/div><\/div>
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PART 2<\/h2>
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Lord Sk\u00e4rva decides to take his battle to the realm of the gods themselves... but first he'll have to find a way there.<\/div>

Chapter 1: The Book<\/h3>
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Sk\u00e4rva and company learn of a book that could guide them towards a gateway to the gods. Of course, it's not as easy as checking it out of the castle library. A frightening fetch quest to a town of the dead is bad enough, but an enigmatic new hero turns their mission into a mystery. With \"help\" from a zombie butler, can the trio survive the night?<\/div>
Jun 04, 2012<\/span>Happy Anniversary!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jun 05, 2012<\/span>The Book<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jun 06, 2012<\/span>Of course, Sk\u00e4rva actually still cares about water temples. A lot.<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jun 08, 2012<\/span>A Sound Plan<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jun 13, 2012<\/span>Derk... HATES READING<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jun 15, 2012<\/span>That is a small key by Idenau standards<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jun 18, 2012<\/span>REAL MONSTERS<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jun 20, 2012<\/span>No, you don't look normal. You have a black eye.<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jun 25, 2012<\/span>The next few comics will simply continue to zoom out of that frame<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jun 27, 2012<\/span>Tell me a story, grandpa<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jun 29, 2012<\/span>Inconvenient<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 02, 2012<\/span>Page 150!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 06, 2012<\/span>He's grown fond of the drawer<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 09, 2012<\/span>Floyd in his natural element<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 13, 2012<\/span>Ecta hates the beach<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 16, 2012<\/span>The nooooo heard round the world<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 20, 2012<\/span>What a horrible night to have a curse.<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 25, 2012<\/span>NOW I'll answer your silly little girl questions.<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 28, 2012<\/span>But can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street?<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 30, 2012<\/span>It's even bigger on the inside<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 06, 2012<\/span>Well, but, it's historic at least<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 10, 2012<\/span>Mostly Armless<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 13, 2012<\/span>Panel 5 censored due to violence<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 15, 2012<\/span>The silent comic<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 17, 2012<\/span>MY PARENTS ARE DEEAAAAAAAD!!!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 20, 2012<\/span>We're still rated G, right? (Or E)<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 24, 2012<\/span>I warned you about the clich\u00e9s<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 27, 2012<\/span>Not again<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 01, 2012<\/span>Nauuughtyyy<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 03, 2012<\/span>Starch, she wrote<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 05, 2012<\/span>Sad but true<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 10, 2012<\/span>Manfred von Sk\u00e4rva<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 12, 2012<\/span>Happy Birthday, Victor<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 17, 2012<\/span>Private Eye<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 19, 2012<\/span>Not an unreasonable request<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 24, 2012<\/span>Band-aid<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 28, 2012<\/span>What you don't know can't hurt you<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 30, 2012<\/span>Commission - let them eat cake<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Oct 04, 2012<\/span>High Concentrations of Derk<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Oct 10, 2012<\/span>Disco is Dead<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Oct 17, 2012<\/span>She isn't used to that face failing...<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Oct 19, 2012<\/span>ORANGE SUPERNOVA<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Oct 22, 2012<\/span>ZOINKS<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Oct 29, 2012<\/span>Final bosses don't do hugs.<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Nov 02, 2012<\/span>Lorelei, Child Genius<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Nov 11, 2012<\/span>Believe it or not, that isn't a real ghost.<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Nov 14, 2012<\/span>Come on, it's never that obvious!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Nov 20, 2012<\/span>This isn't how mysteries are supposed to work!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Nov 25, 2012<\/span>Sk\u00e4rva totally called it (just, mentally)<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Dec 06, 2012<\/span>No punchline. Only despair.<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Dec 10, 2012<\/span>CLIFFHANGER!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Dec 12, 2012<\/span>To be fair, that face would haunt anyone.<\/a><\/span><\/div><\/div>
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Chapter 2: The Compass<\/h3>
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The boss and his minions split up to retrieve the mystical compass. Along the way, familiar faces are encountered - including one Sk\u00e4rva would prefer never to see again - and the lord finds more in the old book than he had bargained for.<\/div>
Dec 12, 2012<\/span>The Compass<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Dec 14, 2012<\/span>Shut up Davis, dying never stopped ME<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Dec 17, 2012<\/span>We really phoned this one in<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Dec 19, 2012<\/span>PILLOW FIGHT!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Dec 21, 2012<\/span>Hell hath no fury like...<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Dec 24, 2012<\/span>Holiday Card 2012<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Dec 25, 2012<\/span>It's gonna be a long day. Again.<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Dec 28, 2012<\/span>Crafty little demon!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Dec 31, 2012<\/span>Nahh, that carpet is just really soft<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 02, 2013<\/span>Derk and Pals in: Steamboat Shenanigans, now in Technicolor<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 04, 2013<\/span>Derk really likes making announcements<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 07, 2013<\/span>It's Frozio THE Magnificent, please...<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 09, 2013<\/span>C'mon Floyd, the shirt over robe thing really works for- ok it is kinda stupid<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 11, 2013<\/span>He's blue, da ba dee da ba daa<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 14, 2013<\/span>Sigmund Floyd (...no that isn't his real name ok)<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 16, 2013<\/span>Where everybody knows your name. (Even if you're GNOR'TH'LUB)<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 21, 2013<\/span>This is the last straw.<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 23, 2013<\/span>He's back! And he still hasn't shaved. Or possibly bathed<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 25, 2013<\/span>They are baddies, after all.<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 28, 2013<\/span>Yeah, you all saw this coming<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 30, 2013<\/span>Tough crowd.<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Feb 04, 2013<\/span>Castle Sk\u00e4rva is an equal-opportunity employer<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Feb 05, 2013<\/span>It's not a respectable cabin if it doesn't have an anchor in it<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Feb 10, 2013<\/span>Derk really just has to go to the bathroom<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Feb 13, 2013<\/span>REUNITED and it feels so good<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Feb 18, 2013<\/span>Sk\u00e4rva Family Reunion<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Feb 20, 2013<\/span>Over the river and through the woods!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Feb 23, 2013<\/span>But seriously. Chill out.<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Feb 25, 2013<\/span>Frozio did NOT sign up for this<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Feb 27, 2013<\/span>Blank has been working on his ventriloquist act<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Mar 04, 2013<\/span>So then the Third threw the book out a window<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Mar 06, 2013<\/span>Father knows best<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Mar 09, 2013<\/span>CREEPYPASTA<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Mar 11, 2013<\/span>GRAB LIFE BY THE HORNS<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Mar 13, 2013<\/span>Now Cyril can clean up his act!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Mar 15, 2013<\/span>Ghost Wranglin'<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Mar 17, 2013<\/span>Frozio was having the strangest dream<\/a><\/span><\/div><\/div>
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Chapter 3: The First Key<\/h3>
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Mar 19, 2013<\/span>The First Key<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Mar 20, 2013<\/span>Then Ecta condensed into a black hole.<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Mar 22, 2013<\/span>Well we know who the REAL boss around here is<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Mar 24, 2013<\/span>WHOOO LET THE BARD OUT<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Mar 28, 2013<\/span>PARTY POOPER!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Apr 01, 2013<\/span>Quick! To the Sharkmobile!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Apr 03, 2013<\/span>Road trip!!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Apr 05, 2013<\/span>Ain't no road rage like Sk\u00e4rva road rage<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Apr 08, 2013<\/span>I'm sure it will be easy and not involve any conflicts or adventures.<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Apr 09, 2013<\/span>Sk\u00e4rva is Lawful Evil<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Apr 12, 2013<\/span>He never learns.<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Apr 15, 2013<\/span>In panel 1, Sk\u00e4rva does his best impression of The Internet.<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Apr 17, 2013<\/span>Panel 2: that is the lamest thing Sk\u00e4rva has EVER heard<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Apr 19, 2013<\/span>Multipurpose leg hugger<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Apr 21, 2013<\/span>IT'S OVER<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Apr 24, 2013<\/span>Best foes forever!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Apr 26, 2013<\/span>Take a look, it's in a book<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Apr 30, 2013<\/span>Everyone wins<\/a><\/span><\/div>
May 03, 2013<\/span>Charisma check<\/a><\/span><\/div>
May 07, 2013<\/span>Crownskeep, voted \"Brownest Place in Idenau\"<\/a><\/span><\/div>
May 10, 2013<\/span>There wasn't even any money in them!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
May 13, 2013<\/span>Be Villainous to Each Other<\/a><\/span><\/div>
May 16, 2013<\/span>Montage!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
May 20, 2013<\/span>Yes, there is STILL a princess in this webcomic!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
May 21, 2013<\/span>Ah, young love! Awkward and full of delusion and heartbreak<\/a><\/span><\/div>
May 24, 2013<\/span>Some minions just want to watch the world burn<\/a><\/span><\/div>
May 29, 2013<\/span>I dunno this all seems rather FISHY<\/a><\/span><\/div>
May 31, 2013<\/span>And I really thought we could trust that guy!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jun 03, 2013<\/span>Good night, sweet princes<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jun 04, 2013<\/span>Arrested Development<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jun 07, 2013<\/span>He wants to see Cyril? No, he's NOT ok<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jun 10, 2013<\/span>Off to a great start<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jun 14, 2013<\/span>What Sk\u00e4rva doesn't know can't hurt Cyril<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jun 16, 2013<\/span>GUEST WEEK: Four Generations by Chynna Miller<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jun 20, 2013<\/span>GUEST WEEK: Comic by Chynna Miller<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jun 23, 2013<\/span>Cleaning up the streets<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jun 28, 2013<\/span>Is this can(n)on?<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 01, 2013<\/span>Cyril's just no fun.<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 04, 2013<\/span>Jailbreak - literally<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 08, 2013<\/span>She's a Pirate<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 13, 2013<\/span>Oops! Almost got all sappy there<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 15, 2013<\/span>She's not a pirate<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 22, 2013<\/span>I just met you, and this is crazy...<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 27, 2013<\/span>Oh I'm sorry is this a bad time?<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 30, 2013<\/span>Caution: Contents May Be Hot<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 04, 2013<\/span>But making fun of hipsters is so mainstream<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 09, 2013<\/span>I fight for my friends!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 13, 2013<\/span>Short People Problems<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 18, 2013<\/span>Castle Crashing<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 21, 2013<\/span>It's commandeering.<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 25, 2013<\/span>Oopsie<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 31, 2013<\/span>Surrender now or prepare to fight!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 02, 2013<\/span>Well that escalated quickly<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 06, 2013<\/span>Holey ship!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 08, 2013<\/span>Lorelei begins her pirate metamorphosis<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 13, 2013<\/span>CHEER BATTLE!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 15, 2013<\/span>Caught in the crossfire<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 20, 2013<\/span>I will go down with this ship. And I won't put my fins up and surrender.<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 23, 2013<\/span>Just hang in there!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 26, 2013<\/span>The Circle of Life<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 30, 2013<\/span>Lorelei, shark tamer<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Oct 05, 2013<\/span>GO ON<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Oct 07, 2013<\/span>Denial<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Oct 16, 2013<\/span>He's used to having a sword pointed at him...<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Oct 18, 2013<\/span>Yeah... they stole those<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Oct 23, 2013<\/span>Now it's a self-guided tour<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Oct 27, 2013<\/span>Once a Slice, always a Slice<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Nov 01, 2013<\/span>I think she forgot to pack a green dress<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Nov 06, 2013<\/span>Where can I get a hat that keeps me from saying things I'll regret?<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Nov 09, 2013<\/span>Scrooge McDavis<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Nov 11, 2013<\/span>Slice Finnegan in: The Smiley-face Keychain of the Gods<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Nov 15, 2013<\/span>Mission Complete<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Nov 18, 2013<\/span>Spleeeeeewsh<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Nov 21, 2013<\/span>One-track mind<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Nov 27, 2013<\/span>Into the Maw<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Nov 29, 2013<\/span>You are a pirate, and you are a pirate. EVERYBODY IS A PIRATE<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Dec 04, 2013<\/span>This might be the nicest thing Sk\u00e4rva has ever done<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Dec 09, 2013<\/span>This Challenge is Rigged<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Dec 14, 2013<\/span>What Have I Become<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 05, 2014<\/span>It's his pride that was hurt the most! Just kidding it was definitely his body<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 11, 2014<\/span>Swords and Sorcery and Seaweed<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 14, 2014<\/span>Swashbuckling 101<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 18, 2014<\/span>Slice is in this comic<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 20, 2014<\/span>ARE YOU READY TO RRRUMBLE<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 25, 2014<\/span>I heard you like islands...<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Feb 03, 2014<\/span>Page 300<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Feb 07, 2014<\/span>But these prices are a STEAL!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Feb 11, 2014<\/span>I hope that someone gets my, message in a bottle<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Feb 17, 2014<\/span>You Shovelly Bard!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Feb 21, 2014<\/span>But I have a wonderful personality!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Feb 27, 2014<\/span>Burninating the Peasants...<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Mar 03, 2014<\/span>My time to shine!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Mar 10, 2014<\/span>A smashing good time! Or not<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Mar 16, 2014<\/span>Cheers!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Mar 19, 2014<\/span>Skeleton Key<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Mar 22, 2014<\/span>Cracking skulls<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Mar 24, 2014<\/span>Can't argue with that<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Apr 01, 2014<\/span>A quiet comic<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Apr 03, 2014<\/span>Skullgirl<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Apr 08, 2014<\/span>Stairway to heaven?<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Apr 14, 2014<\/span>Didn't see THAT coming<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Apr 19, 2014<\/span>He ain't captain for nothin'<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Apr 25, 2014<\/span>Well, they COULD all use a little pick-me-up<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Apr 30, 2014<\/span>C'mon, it takes at LEAST three hits<\/a><\/span><\/div>
May 03, 2014<\/span>Between a rock and a squid place<\/a><\/span><\/div>
May 05, 2014<\/span>Kraken released.<\/a><\/span><\/div>
May 10, 2014<\/span>I bet that elevator never even worked in the first place!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
May 14, 2014<\/span>What a nice pirate!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jun 08, 2014<\/span>Truly the Willy Wonka of pirates<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jun 14, 2014<\/span>Whoa man, speak for yourself<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jun 17, 2014<\/span>Oh snap!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jun 19, 2014<\/span>Ooh, what does THIS button do?<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jun 24, 2014<\/span>Well THAT is convenient<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jun 27, 2014<\/span>Riding the Orange Juice Ocean<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 05, 2014<\/span>Foggy Goodbyes<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 07, 2014<\/span>Sleeping in the daytime<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 12, 2014<\/span>The power that's inside<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 14, 2014<\/span>Sk\u00e4rva loses it<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 19, 2014<\/span>Not so triumphant return<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 20, 2014<\/span>Out-of-character?<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 24, 2014<\/span>Family.<\/a><\/span><\/div><\/div>
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Chapter 4<\/h3>
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Mar 08, 2017<\/span>Last time, on The Fourth<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Mar 15, 2017<\/span>Back in Action<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Mar 17, 2017<\/span>I scream, you scream<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Mar 30, 2017<\/span>Well he's not WRONG<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Apr 17, 2017<\/span>He did such a good job<\/a><\/span><\/div>
May 11, 2017<\/span>The Minions Go To College<\/a><\/span><\/div>
May 26, 2017<\/span>Me Time<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jun 04, 2017<\/span>Happy 6th anniversary!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jun 11, 2017<\/span>The Unstoppable Ecta Livingston<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 27, 2017<\/span>Dropout<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Nov 02, 2017<\/span>Havocfest 2017, Part 2<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Feb 26, 2018<\/span>Rest for the Wicked<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Mar 06, 2018<\/span>He needs his beauty rest<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Apr 28, 2019<\/span>A rock and a bard place<\/a><\/span><\/div>
May 06, 2019<\/span>This closet is kinda spacious actually<\/a><\/span><\/div>
May 13, 2019<\/span>Thinking Emoji<\/a><\/span><\/div>
May 21, 2019<\/span>Do you smell something?<\/a><\/span><\/div>
May 28, 2019<\/span>Extreme Makeover Bard Edition<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Oct 21, 2019<\/span>I'm sorry you died<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Oct 31, 2019<\/span>Havocfest 2019<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Nov 05, 2019<\/span>Overachievers?<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Nov 18, 2019<\/span>Ecta LOVES paperwork<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Mar 30, 2020<\/span>Move-in Day<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Apr 07, 2020<\/span>Nightlight<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Apr 13, 2020<\/span>Syllabusted<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jun 04, 2021<\/span>TEN???<\/a><\/span><\/div><\/div>
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Heir of Silverskull<\/h2>
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Heir of Silverskull<\/h3>
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Jun 10, 2021<\/span>Heir of Silverskull<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 12, 2021<\/span>Pirate Prologue<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 16, 2021<\/span>Rest for the wicked<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 18, 2021<\/span>Captain Goldgills of the Tailfin<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 23, 2021<\/span>In which we backtrack to Chanteytown<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 26, 2021<\/span>Drink up, me hearties, yo ho<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 30, 2021<\/span>King among Captains<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 04, 2021<\/span>Tell me your tales<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 06, 2021<\/span>Recaptain Goldgills<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 10, 2021<\/span>You shmooze, you lose<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 13, 2021<\/span>The Eel Comes Out to Play<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 20, 2021<\/span>Heard you were talkin' ship<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 24, 2021<\/span>The Long Fin of the Law<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 31, 2021<\/span>Ever just the same<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 03, 2021<\/span>Klonk<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 07, 2021<\/span>The captain's suite<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 13, 2021<\/span>Of Captain and Commodore<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 17, 2021<\/span>He said it! Is that allowed?<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 21, 2021<\/span>Go scupper yerself<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 24, 2021<\/span>The Fire Salamander<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 28, 2021<\/span>Gold and Cinder<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Oct 05, 2021<\/span>Hats Off<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Oct 08, 2021<\/span>At anchor, at ease<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Oct 17, 2021<\/span>Artificially becalmed<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Oct 21, 2021<\/span>Mates<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Oct 25, 2021<\/span>Schedule Update<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Oct 29, 2021<\/span>My own worst enemy<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Nov 01, 2021<\/span>Shed your skin<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Nov 11, 2021<\/span>Far Behind<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Nov 16, 2021<\/span>Goldgills at sea<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Nov 22, 2021<\/span>Normafest Update<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Nov 29, 2021<\/span>Goodnight, Goldie<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Dec 31, 2021<\/span>The Island<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 09, 2022<\/span>No Signs of Life<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 16, 2022<\/span>Ribs<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 24, 2022<\/span>Bearer of Bad News<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 31, 2022<\/span>A god-cursed place<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Feb 16, 2022<\/span>No Escape<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Feb 22, 2022<\/span>The Ones Unremembered<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Mar 07, 2022<\/span>End's Promise<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Mar 15, 2022<\/span>The Eternal Castaways<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Mar 28, 2022<\/span>Waking the Dead<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Apr 18, 2022<\/span>I'm Frond of You<\/a><\/span><\/div>
May 09, 2022<\/span>An Honorable Sort<\/a><\/span><\/div>
May 22, 2022<\/span>The Captain's Confessions<\/a><\/span><\/div>
May 31, 2022<\/span>Can't argue with that<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jun 06, 2022<\/span>Eleventh Birthday<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 12, 2022<\/span>Heir of Silverskull First Birthday<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 01, 2022<\/span>Night of the Living Dead<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 28, 2022<\/span>Pinky Promise<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 05, 2022<\/span>Seabird's View<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 12, 2022<\/span>Clammed Up<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 18, 2022<\/span>Homecoming<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 25, 2022<\/span>The Tailfin Taken<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Oct 10, 2022<\/span>Overboard<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Oct 17, 2022<\/span>Catch Wind<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Oct 24, 2022<\/span>It's All I Have Now<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Nov 21, 2022<\/span>The Beast Emerges<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 16, 2023<\/span>Back in Town<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Feb 13, 2023<\/span>Nothing Left to Lose<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Nov 19, 2023<\/span>I'll Soon Have You Licked!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Feb 07, 2024<\/span>Slice Fin Again<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Mar 02, 2024<\/span>Return of the King<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Mar 09, 2024<\/span>Relief<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Mar 30, 2024<\/span>Troubles on the Headwinds<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Nov 22, 2024<\/span>Troubles on the Tailwinds<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 04, 2025<\/span>At the Enemy's Gates<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Feb 03, 2025<\/span>Last-name basis<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Feb 17, 2025<\/span>Prince with a Thousand Enemies<\/a><\/span><\/div>
May 03, 2025<\/span>The day my ship came in<\/a><\/span><\/div>
May 26, 2025<\/span>Wings<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 30, 2025<\/span>Wide, Wide Ocean<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 17, 2025<\/span>The Bloody Wave<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Oct 11, 2025<\/span>Bones<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Oct 19, 2025<\/span>Never the Same<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Nov 26, 2025<\/span>The Tailfin<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Feb 12, 2026<\/span>Cinder<\/a><\/span><\/div><\/div>
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Chapter Zero<\/h2>
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A prequel story which finds Sk\u00e4rva scheming to give Blank a taste of his own medicine.<\/div>

Chapter Zero<\/h3>
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Aug 11, 2014<\/span>CHAPTER ZERO GO<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 12, 2014<\/span>Disclaimer<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 15, 2014<\/span>A warm welcome<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 18, 2014<\/span>Let's Get Down to Business<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 21, 2014<\/span>Ghost busted<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 25, 2014<\/span>Fine Art<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 30, 2014<\/span>First Respawners<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 01, 2014<\/span>Who's this guy?<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 04, 2014<\/span>The \"oof\" is definitely a response to the one-liner<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 08, 2014<\/span>Anti-climactic...<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 15, 2014<\/span>Come on and SLAM, welcome to the jam<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 19, 2014<\/span>You're too slow!!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 22, 2014<\/span>WHERE IS HE<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 26, 2014<\/span>Poke!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 28, 2014<\/span>It's fun to say at the YYYYYY MCA<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Oct 02, 2014<\/span>Third time's the charm<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Oct 08, 2014<\/span>He's not nearly beat up enough for this to be over<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Oct 10, 2014<\/span>Rusty Bucket Bay<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Oct 13, 2014<\/span>Finally<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Oct 17, 2014<\/span>Shark Attack<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Oct 20, 2014<\/span>Who dwelleth in a pineapple under the sea?<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Oct 23, 2014<\/span>It's super absorbent!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Oct 26, 2014<\/span>Fish out of water<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Nov 02, 2014<\/span>Ouch.<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Nov 06, 2014<\/span>The ouch continues<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Nov 13, 2014<\/span>Same old story<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Nov 17, 2014<\/span>Life before Lorelei<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Dec 01, 2014<\/span>Literally a sore loser<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Dec 05, 2014<\/span>Your face will get stuck that way<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Dec 12, 2014<\/span>Blue Joy is the opposite of Orange Fury.<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Dec 17, 2014<\/span>The blue team<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 05, 2015<\/span>Floyd, did you really expect that to work?<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 09, 2015<\/span>Oh Ecta<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 12, 2015<\/span>Heart of the (Index) Cards<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 16, 2015<\/span>Just Say No<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 21, 2015<\/span>
We must away ere break of day<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 26, 2015<\/span>Good night, sweet schemes<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Feb 05, 2015<\/span>It'll BLOW YOU AWAY<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Feb 09, 2015<\/span>Overachievers<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Feb 18, 2015<\/span>Luggage Theft<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Feb 24, 2015<\/span>The Minions Hit the Road<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Mar 02, 2015<\/span>Industrialism! It's for kids!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Mar 06, 2015<\/span>Hatters gonna hat<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Mar 17, 2015<\/span>Child at Heart<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Mar 20, 2015<\/span>Time for a Change!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Mar 25, 2015<\/span>Castle in the Sky<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Apr 03, 2015<\/span>Cursism<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Apr 17, 2015<\/span>This happens a lot<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Apr 20, 2015<\/span>Someone seems a little jealous<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Apr 25, 2015<\/span>History Lesson<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Apr 26, 2015<\/span>The art in this comic has really gone downhill<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Apr 27, 2015<\/span>Curse Words<\/a><\/span><\/div>
May 05, 2015<\/span>Frantic Factory<\/a><\/span><\/div>
May 09, 2015<\/span>Blank does not get royalties from this.<\/a><\/span><\/div>
May 13, 2015<\/span>It's a world of laughter, a world of tears<\/a><\/span><\/div>
May 21, 2015<\/span>Vandalism<\/a><\/span><\/div>
May 27, 2015<\/span>Scootin'<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jun 01, 2015<\/span>Platform Peril<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 02, 2015<\/span>Curse Envy<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 08, 2015<\/span>Parachute Panic<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 06, 2015<\/span>Lifehack<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 17, 2015<\/span>A Whole New World<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 01, 2015<\/span>Calm after the Storm<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 04, 2015<\/span>Game of Thrones<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 16, 2015<\/span>Listen to Grandma<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 30, 2015<\/span>SHOULD have tampered with history??<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Oct 07, 2015<\/span>Well duh<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Nov 04, 2015<\/span>Castle Catcher<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Nov 08, 2015<\/span>Lovin' an Elevator<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Nov 19, 2015<\/span>It's a secret to everybody<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Nov 27, 2015<\/span>Synergy<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Dec 03, 2015<\/span>Who chaperones the chaperones?<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 16, 2016<\/span>A princess? In another castle??<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 27, 2016<\/span>Say yes to the dress<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 29, 2016<\/span>What we gonna get? SEVERAL ORES<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Feb 06, 2016<\/span>Beggars can't be choosers<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Feb 17, 2016<\/span>Business as usual<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Feb 20, 2016<\/span>Stamp of approval<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Feb 24, 2016<\/span>WASP 2016 - Guest Comic by Francesca Dare<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Mar 02, 2016<\/span>Business Consulting<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Mar 08, 2016<\/span>This is Dad. Dad is Sad<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Mar 16, 2016<\/span>Mystical Message<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Mar 30, 2016<\/span>Today on Hoarders...<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Apr 19, 2016<\/span>Expression Requests! (And update)<\/a><\/span><\/div>
May 19, 2016<\/span>We're back again, and about time too!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
May 26, 2016<\/span>Derk why are you still here<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jun 01, 2016<\/span>Blank's a real dummy. GET IT<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jun 04, 2016<\/span>4th 5th<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jun 15, 2016<\/span>Now you're playing with power<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jun 22, 2016<\/span>Collect-a-thon<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jun 25, 2016<\/span>Long live the king??<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 06, 2016<\/span>Rematch!<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 13, 2016<\/span>Boot to the Head<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 20, 2016<\/span>WHERE IS SHE<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jul 22, 2016<\/span>The truth revealed<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 05, 2016<\/span>Menacing<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Aug 15, 2016<\/span>Do it<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Sep 08, 2016<\/span>Bladud you can fly now, chill<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Nov 23, 2016<\/span>Cutting remarks<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Dec 24, 2016<\/span>Lightfest 2016<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 01, 2017<\/span>It only hurts a little bit<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 05, 2017<\/span>Red-handed<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 11, 2017<\/span>A good healer would be nice right about now<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 14, 2017<\/span>His heart grew three sizes that day<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Jan 19, 2017<\/span>Chapter Zero End<\/a><\/span><\/div>
Feb 24, 2017<\/span>WASP 2017 by Hari Conner<\/a><\/span><\/div><\/div>
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