{"id":1711,"date":"2013-08-22T23:03:50","date_gmt":"2013-08-23T04:03:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thefourthcomic.com\/?p=1711"},"modified":"2013-08-22T23:03:50","modified_gmt":"2013-08-23T04:03:50","slug":"you-are-a-pirate","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.thefourthcomic.com\/?p=1711","title":{"rendered":"You are a pirate!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/thefourthcomic.com\/?attachment_id=1712\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-1712\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-1712\" alt=\"piratesk\" src=\"http:\/\/thefourthcomic.com\/wp-content\/newuploads\/piratesk1.png\" width=\"420\" height=\"852\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.thefourthcomic.com\/wp-content\/newuploads\/piratesk1.png 600w, https:\/\/www.thefourthcomic.com\/wp-content\/newuploads\/piratesk1-504x1024.png 504w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 420px) 100vw, 420px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p>Hey all! I was unexpectedly sick today, bad enough that I couldn&#8217;t even go to work or finish the comic. I did want to make it up to you guys somehow, so I thought &#8220;what&#8217;s something that people might want to see?&#8221; Even if our &#8220;captain&#8221; here would never approve of it himself. (Or would he?)<\/p>\n<p>Yar, har, fiddle dee dee, being a pirate is NOT ALRIGHT WITH ME<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, this probably isn&#8217;t going to actually happen within the comic&#8217;s pages, so enjoy!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey all! I was unexpectedly sick today, bad enough that I couldn&#8217;t even go to work or finish the comic. I did want to make it up to you guys somehow, so I thought &#8220;what&#8217;s something that people might want [&hellip;] <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.thefourthcomic.com\/?p=1711\">&darr; Read the rest of this entry&#8230;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1711","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blog","uentry","postonpage-1","odd","post-author-altermentality"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thefourthcomic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1711","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thefourthcomic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thefourthcomic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thefourthcomic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thefourthcomic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1711"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.thefourthcomic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1711\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.thefourthcomic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1711"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thefourthcomic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1711"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.thefourthcomic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1711"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}