Welcome back to Guest Week! This one I’ve been saving for a while, and comes to us courtesy of longtime reader Thaumaturge– who, when he comes around, is responsible for some of the most brilliant and strange comments on this site. Apparently he also wields puns – this one here is like one of those spells you have to charge up for a long time, to unleash a large amount of pain upon the enemy! (And if you don’t get it, read more Shakespeare.)

I’m glad you guys are enjoying the Fan Fun page (which is under “Extras” if you missed the announcement). I’ll try to give you guys exploitable characters more often!